Monday, June 8, 2020

The Avengers (1963) #267: "Time...And Time Again!"

The previous issue of this series was reviewed recently and in terms of Namor content, it was basically a throwaway. This one is as well so we'll get through it and move on to something else for a while.


Kang likes to screw around with time and in doing so has created a number of alternate timelines. As a result, he has also created copies of himself in those timelines. He is now attempting to destroy those copies and be the one and only.

What does that have to do with Namor? Precious little, I'm afraid. But the issue starts to hint at things to come for the Atlantean monarch.

Back in issue 263, a couple of cops showed surprise at seeing Namor with the Avengers. You try to destroy the surface world a few times and some people just can't seem to let it go.

Writer Roger Stern provides us with a reminder of this attitude by the general public towards Namor as The Wasp arrives at Avengers manor to be greeted by protestors.


Namor doesn't give a carp's ass though because he's out with Captain America and the Captain Marvel of the time, Monica Rambeau. They're testing out the team's new sub so of course he'd prefer to hang with them.


Cap suggests that being an Avenger will help bring out Namor's good side as opposed to his ego and arrogance. Gad, let's hope not! He also recognizes that Rambeau doesn't quite trust the avenging son. That might be a little nugget to file away.

The other team members have been abducted by Kang and thrown into his scheme so presumably this bunch will head off for the big rescue in the next issue, but for now that's it for Namor. Hopefully he starts throwing some fists in the next one, I can only read about the Wasp and the Black Knight so much!

Thursday, June 4, 2020

The Avengers (1963) #266: "...And The War's Desolation"

We move forward in Namor's first stint as an Avenger today, finally reaching the conclusion of the pointless interruption that was Secret Wars II.


Namor's presence is minimal in this book. The Beyonder's demise in the Secret Wars II mini series caused damage to the earth's crust and the planet is in danger of falling apart as a result. This is not the type of situation to which the Avenging Son is best suited.

There is one moment of heroism though. During the earthquake, the Black Knight, tool that he is, sent plunging towards lava. Namor with the quick, selfless rescue!


But...This book had a tendency to want to bring a little humility to our favourite undersea monarch so while Namor makes the save, he needs one, too. 


That's right, the Fantastic Four have just shown up.

That's about it for the prince. As the cover suggests, the Molecule Man is talked into saving the planet but Namor's involvement from here is reduced to the occasional comment or thought bubble during a larger conversation. The end.

But it is a welcomed end and sneaking a peek ahead, it appears that Namor will be much more involved before long.

Saturday, May 9, 2020

Marvel Universe (1998) #1: "The Spoils of War"

When quarantines and isolation began, I figured I'd have more time to take in some Avenging Son awesomeness but that has not turned out to be the case. I've been busy as hell but I finally get some quiet time to take in some Atlantean heroics.

Today, we're looking at a short-lived mini-series called, quite simply, Marvel Universe, in which the Invaders starred for the first few issues.


We begin with a recounting of the demise of a large German sea vessel called the Deutschland at the hands of the Invaders


We find out that the event is narrated, sort of, by Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker, a Nazi and I believe the founder of Hydra, as he ponders the loss of the ship while in a meeting with German military leaders.  He is disgusted by his fellow Nazis' inability to see the future and the big picture so he leaves them to debate pointlessly. He has a brief meeting with the Red Skull in a secret lab geared towards, at least on paper, suspended animation and preservation.

We transition to a scene in a German submarine as its captain appears pleased to receive an encoded message. His glee is brief, however, because he is visited by undersea royalty. 


The men don't put up much of a fight so Namor has no difficulty getting his hands on the message that the captain received. 


But the captain ingest poison rather than talk. The poison was concealed in a ring with the Hydra logo so evidently we are seeing the formation of that organization.

This leads to a retelling of Namor's origin as told by Betty Dean to a couple of G-Men. The Human Torch and Captain America get the same treatment; a few pages of adventure followed by an origin story. The purpose in all cases is for the military to determine, based on these background checks, whether these three men can be trusted.

Once that has been established, these three core Invaders members are brought in by Allied Command and given their mission. Hydra is not only operational, but they are preparing to build an atomic bomb from their secret island base. They also acquired this sweet beast, the "dragon" referred to above.


...But Hydra swiped it. That, and books about things which have yet to happen, appear to make Strucker quite confident. 


So we have a little time travel going on here then? Good tease. 

This was quite enjoyable. Going over the origins of each Invader seemed a little pointless but in a 36-page book, it didn't hurt the story at all. I only wish that other members of the Invaders, like Spitfire and Union Jack, were included (Toro and Bucky, not so much).
 

Friday, March 27, 2020

The Incredible Hulk (1962) #118; "A Clash Of Titans"

With Namor coming to the Hulk's defense in the New Avengers: Illuminati issue reviewed last week, let's segue to the Avenging Son's appearance in the Jade Giant's own book, from 1969.


Oh, look, there's Dorma in danger again...

We get handy catch-up text to kick off the proceedings.


That strange cruiser is piloted by Dorma. Although she recognizes the floater as a surface dweller, she chooses to rescue him. If he's of any importance, that act could help cement peace with the land lubbers. All right, good thinking, blue lady.


But upon her arrival in Atlantis, we learn that not everyone is a fan.


Fara figures she can suggest to Namor that Dorma is having an affair with some skinny, pale, surface dude and get the prince all good and worked up. Use his temper to her advantage, so to speak.

Namor is already in the process of ranting about the surface world with Vashti when she interrupts, which works in her favour.


Namor has to see this for himself to he storms off to Dorma's quarters. Banner wakes up while the two Atlanteans argue. Waking up in a strange room to a bunch of yelling is hard on his nerves. He gets all worked up and we know that means. Hulk smash!


Our clash of Titans begins. Dorma gets knocked out in the action so Fara sees an opportunity.


Dorma helpless??  No way!!

A throw down between Hulk and Namor can't help but create significant collateral damage and Fara also gets caught in the spray. Namor gets knocked into a wall, and...


Oh. Well, so much for Fara. We didn't have time to get attached. Too bad. She could have been a good wildcard trouble maker.

Namor digs Dorma out but the Hulk isn't done yet. He launches himself at Namor.


Hulk gets literally blown out of the water so Namor goes to look for him.


"...And have found...a man!"

So he leaves. He doesn't check if Banner's okay or any such. he doesn't question what happened there. He's determined that Hulk is no longer a threat so it's back home because he's got renovations to finish. Okay!

I enjoyed that Namor didn't feel like a guest star in this book. He didn't just show up to have his ass kicked and make the Hulk look invincible. He arguably got more attention than the Hulk did in the Hulk's own book. That's rare so it made for a fun read, even if the finish was a little clunky.

Saturday, March 21, 2020

The New Avengers: Illuminati #1

I've loved the concept of a secret union between the top dogs of the Marvel universe from the moment I first laid eyes on the cover below. I'm glad to finally get around to reading it, regardless of the various criticisms I've come across about the Civil War story.


We begin with the first meeting of the various men above and...one more. They are gathered in Wakanda years ago and naturally, T'Challa, the Black Panther, is also in attendance. It is shortly after the Kree/Skrull War that took place, in real time, in the early 70s, I believe.

Iron Man makes his pitch. He suggests that the various teams should unite under one banner to take on the world's problems. Namor is something other than impressed.


Namor argues that the public perception Iron Man expects, and cooperation between factions, would not happen because of some of the "questionable characters" among them.


And yet...He votes in favour of it on the condition that the entire operation be done with secrecy. This little program even includes a little mental monitoring by Professor Charles Xavier, something that I would think he would reject immediately but apparently not.

Black Panther does reject the proposal and warns that the whole thing will end badly.

And so we jump to the near present. The Hulk has devastated Las Vegas, killing several people in the process. Iron Man is being taken to task on the SHIELD helicarrier by some lady named (commander) Hill. I'm sure she's a big deal but I don't really know her.

They go over the old argument; If Spider-Man had simply killed the Green Goblin at some point, he'd have saved countless lives (the example works far better with Batman and the Joker...). Instead, the Goblin just goes back out there and kills a few more people. When is Spider-Man at fault for this? How often should the Hulk get away with this?

(Never. That's a stupid argument. No one can have the burden of murder thrust upon them)

With that in mind, the Illuminati meet. They plan to launch the Hulk into space where he can do no harm (in theory). I mean, they won't kill him, just...launch him into an endless void. You don't want to be cruel or anything.

But Hulk has a defender in Namor (see what I did there?), of all people. Those two have fought and argued numerous times but Hulk was a teammate and Namor's opposition feel quite appropriate. He will not tolerate the mere thought of this plan and makes his stance quite clear.


Namor and Iron Man battle underwater and Namor comes quite close to murdering his opponent here. He rips off his helmet and leaves him to sink like stone. Dr. Strange fishes them both out with some levitation type of spell before that happens.

Namor, then, is quite capable of committing murder to prevent murder. One to file away.

A disgusted Avenging Son beats it in a huff but shows up when invited at the next meeting. In that meeting, Iron Man previews Civil War for those in attendance (Namor, Strange, Reed Richards and Black Bolt). He explains that the government will expect all vigilantes (and mutants, Inhumans, etc.) to reveal themselves and to continue their activities only under SHIELD's oversight. He recommends that everyone sign up voluntarily.

The notion goes over like a fart in an elevator for most of the people in the room, including Namor who basically gives him in the finger.


And so a large crack begins to form in the Marvel universe.

I don't know how much of a factor Namor is in the actual Civil War mini series. It doesn't appear as though he's involved all that much, but he did show up in issues of Black Panther and Wolverine at the time. Click on the "Civil War" tag on the right to have a peek at those.

He is a far bigger part of this book than I thought, being that he is only half visible on its cover. His trademark arrogance and temper are both on display prominently and, as usual, he swims against the current, so to speak.

In typical Brian Michael Bendis fashion, the sitting-around-the-table debates are a little long but that aside, as a fan of Namor, I don't have much cause to complain here. An Iron Man fan might, but that's not my problem. ;-)

Saturday, March 14, 2020

Prince Namor, The Sub-Mariner #6: "...And to the Vanquished...Death!"

It's been over two years since I reviewed the issue prior to this one so it's about time I got around to the second part of the story.


At the end of #5, Tiger Shark had laid out Namor. Thinking he had killed its prince, Shark turned his attention to the throne of Atlantis, as so many seem to, but Dorma lures him away.


This is a rare occasion of seeing Dorma make herself useful. Every little bit helps!

Tiger Shark's sister, Diane, brings Namor back to consciousness and he sets off against his enemy and his true love but he fails to catch up to before the pair reaches Atlantis.

Once there, Shark decides he's going to run the place, but a brave warrior named Seth steps up to challenge him. Seth appeared briefly in the previous issue as well.


The fight is brief, as Seth's weapons are useless against Tiger Shark's powers.

The council of elders ask Shark to spare the young soldier if the villain wants them to acknowledge his victory. Seeing an easy path, Shark agrees. 


When Namor reaches Atlantis, his people are glad to see despite having exiled him earlier. They're a hell of a lot nicer when they need something. Namor and Tiger Shark come to blows, naturally...


Ah, but Namor refuses to murder Tiger Shark despite the opportunity to do so. His victory, as well as his show of mercy, convince the council of elders to restore him to the throne of Atlantis. And so in no time, Tiger Shark is incarcerated and Namor, well...


Nice! I...don't recall much about this "Destiny" Namor refers to but obviously it won't be long until he comes up again. He was in this issue earlier but because his presence was not relevant to this story, I glossed over it. We'll get to him later.

Saturday, February 29, 2020

Defenders (2005) #3: "The End Of The World As We Know It!"

Speaking of Dormammu...

There was a Defenders sale a couple of weeks back on Comixology and since I'm unwilling to spend more than $1 for issues in this limited (in every sense of the word) series, I took the opportunity to move ahead a bit. Having just reviewed a book featuring Dormammu's villainy (Defenders volume 1, #2) made it seem like a good time to do so.


We open with Dormammu preparing to remake the entire universe in his image, as heavily implied on the cover. 

Dr. Strange and Namor are unaffected by this because they are trapped in Dormammu's domain.

Namor
hasn't had water for a while and Strange uses this facts to his advantage. He suggests to their dull-witted guards that if Namor dies on their watch, Dormammu's going to be some kind of pissed and probably quite unkind.

So they agree to give him a little water. But as we know...


They teleport out and see that Dormammu has put his plan in motion as they materialize in goth heaven.


Strange is at least relieved that when Dormammu made this world, he didn't create evil versions of them. Assuming that Dormammu is unaware of their escape, he decides that they should go undercover.


Of course, he's wrong on both counts. Dormammu knows of their appearance in his realm and has made (literally) a new friend.


So presumably there's an alternative version of Namor as well? I guess that gives us a little something to look forward to.

If this all seems a little light on content it's because about a third of the book is dedicated to the Hulk being used to satisfy Dormammu's sister, Umar, sexually and the Silver Surfer attending a clam bake on some beach full of (skin-toned) surfer dude types.

I may hate this book as a Namor fan but if you're a Silver Surfer fan who bought it, I feel for ya.

Friday, February 21, 2020

Marvel Feature (1971) #2: Nightmare on Bald Mountain!

Several Defenders books have been reviewed here over the past year, but none from the original series since late 2018.

Today we'll go one better. We're going to look at the second issue of Marvel Feature, the book in which the team starred (for only three issues, mind you) before getting its own.


Out in Vermont, on the night before Halloween, a cult is attempting to summon the dread Dormammu to our world. Dormammu struggles to express gratitude.


The one who must be sacrificed is...Doctor Strange! Dormammu needs the body of a powerful sorcerer to inhabit and there are only so many of those to go around.

Over at his crib, the cult members trick the good doctor into flying off in his astral form, leaving his physical body behind to be abducted.


Strange's man-servant Wong is beaten up by those hooded goofs. He had been on the phone when the abduction took place. When he was no longer holding up his end of the conversation, the lady he was on the phone with, named Clea and who refers to herself as "a girl from another dimension whose powers have all but faded" came to find him unconscious. She revives him and they use the Eye of Agamotto to track down the other members of the Defenders and ask for help including, of course, the avenging son.


Through a boat load of filler, the foursome finally meet up in New York. Then since Clea was able to track Strange's astral form to Vermont, they take a bus out there. No Avengers quinjet for this bunch.

Once at the green mountain state, they are drawn to an eerie glow in the sky at...Bald Mountain!! As they advance towards it, they are assaulted by a bunch of cult members who are, of course, no match for Namor.


All along, Strange's astral form was riding Wong. As his physical body is about to be possessed by Dormammu, Strange hops back into it and takes the fight to his long-time enemy.


The battle between magical titans ultimately prevents Dormammu from entering our world so the battle is essentially won. A great explosion ensued, which devastated the mountain and served to illustrate how little faith Strange has in his colleagues.


So...I guess that's that. Not a bad one-and-done but not anything particularly memorable, either.