Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Fear Itself: The Deep (2011) #2

This spin-off mini-series brought together yet another version of the Defenders in its first issue, reviewed here.

After New Atlantis was taken over by several of Namor's enemies, led by Attuma, Namor asked for help from Dr. Strange who, in turn, sent out additional calls for assistance. As a result, Loa from the X-Men, Lyra as a Hulk replacement and the Silver Surfer also provided an assist as the seaside meeting point for Namor and Strange was attacked by a number of aquatic creatures.


Issue 2 opens with the gathering of villains watching the battle from afar.

Namor is gripped with fear and therefore largely useless. Dr. Strange eventually casts a spell to be rid of the sea beasts.

The team regroups to exchange notes. The Surfer tells us what he knows...


Strange then explains that these hammers are creating panic across the globe. The emotions are so strong that they've weakened the veil between dimensions (Yeah, that makes sense...).


From all that, he assumes that Atlantis' attackers and the Undying Ones have formed an alliance.

I don't know. There seems to be a lot of guesswork here. But before we can take too long to ponder it all, they are attacked again.


They defeat those creatures as well with Namor again contributing...nothing. It's not so much that he's paralyzed with fear because he does fly around and gets people out of harm's way and such but he is not involved in the fighting.

Then as they discuss taking the battle straight to New Atlantis' invaders, Lyra gets yanked underwater by yet another sea creature. To be continued!

The previous issue, when the basic premise was set and the team was gathered, was a fun read. This one felt like filler which is pretty bad for 4-issue series. And this deal about emotions breaking down the veil between dimensions? What the hell is that?

Namor was useless and hopefully redeems himself in the back half of the series.

Sunday, October 27, 2019

Namor The First Mutant (2010) #3: "Royal Blood: Part Three"

Halloween's a comin' so I'm going to catch up on a couple of books with more of a horror feel, starting with the 3rd issue of Namor The First Mutant.


Issue 1 was read here and #2 was read here.

Atlantis is in mid-rebuild (again) and her forces are depleted so this is a terrible time for underwater vampires (Aqueos) to attack, but sure enough they have.

Namor and the rather fine Abira are chatting with an ancient wizard known only as the Logomancer about how to destroy these creatures. The Logomancer recommends a spell but as they start looking into its requirements a little deeper, Namor dismisses Abira as he would a child.


In order for it to work, the spell needs the blood of a king. ALL of the king's blood. Namor doesn't want Abira to know that he plans to sacrifice himself for his people.

The spell is incomplete. The Logomancer believes that its final part is hidden in a tomb in the Aqueos' hidden city.

So armed with some sort of Atlantean triple lightsaber, and given better directions as to how to find the city and the tomb within it, Namor and his few troops take the battle to the aqua-vampires.


Namor asks Abira along. When they reach the tomb and complete the preparations for the spell that will banish the Aqueos, he levels with her about her role in all this.


As they debate procedure, they are interrupted by the Aqueos leader.


Grandfather, eh? Always good to bump into family.

I haven't come across Thakorr much to this point, from memory, but it's rather clear he hasn't aged well. This story will conclude as of the next issue so I would expect a solid family scrap though it appears by looking at its credits ahead of time, Ariel Olivetti did not pencil and ink that one. Too bad, I've enjoyed his art a great deal.

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Super-Villain Team-Up (1975) #3: "If Vengeance Fails!"

The introduction to Orka in the previous post, and his similar origin to that of Tiger Shark put me in a villainous mood so we'll move ahead today in the Super-Villain Team-Up series.


The ending to the previous issue had suggested that an enraged Namor would be kicking a lot of ass at the beginning of this one following the death of his close friend Betty Dean at the hands of...*ugh*...Dr. Dorcas. So let's get right into the thick of things!


Well, that's disappointing.

There was a writer switch between these two issues, from Tony Isabella to Jim Shooter. I can't imagine that this is what Isabella had in mind in continuation of his cliffhanger from issue #2.

Doctor Doom, who had sought to assist Namor in the previous issue in order to make him an ally in the future, eventually steps in to interrupt the beating and takes the Sub-Mariner to (relative) safety.


Namor takes some time to recover and once he has, Doom explains that he plans to help the prince get revenge for the death of Betty Dean.

This is not entirely altruistic, of course. Doom knows that Namor will not partner with him towards world domination if Dean's death is not avenged.

Doom attacks the villain army at Hydrobase by air, in his ship, causing a distraction that allows Namor to release the hostages held there. Namor is particularly interested in one hostage named Tamara for reasons that totally escape me at this point. He is incensed to find out that she has been taken away for "questioning" so he crashes that party.


That done, Namor rushes back to fight the villains alongside Doom. But even though Doom gave him a weapon that could immobilize Tiger Shark, Attuma and yes, even Dr. Dorcas, Namor smashes it against the rocks and starts swinging instead.


I don't know how he managed that move combination.

For that matter, I don't know why he chose to take a shot at Dorcas at all when Attuma is standing right there. Who do you think is the bigger threat?? I suppose since Dorcas was the one to pull the trigger on Betty Dean, Namor's temper overrode his strategic sense.

Attuma actually kind of disappears from this whole skirmish. It ends up being Namor against Tiger Shark and Dorcas.



By Poseidon's beard, I hope Dorcas is dead...

So in the end, Namor and Doctor Doom make a pretty good team, right?


Or perhaps not...

I've looked ahead and the next issue will be written by Bill Mantlo and the one after that by Steve Englehart who would carry it from there for a while. Some stability might have made this book a little better but as it is, it's still kind of fun.

Tuesday, October 8, 2019

Prince Namor, The Sub-Mariner (1968) #23: "The Coming of...Orka!"

Ah! Orka! Not a character I'm terribly familiar with but he does appear to be a challenging foe for our favourite prince. Bring it on, whale man!


Namor is on his way home when he happens across a horde of killer whales. He fears that they might pose a threat to Atlantis and especially so when he notices a giant dude riding one of them.


That escalated quickly.

Namor understimates his new foe's strength and speed. Orka pounds on him a couple of times and Namor finds himself trapped on the side of a collapsed mountain.

He frees himself from the rubble and tracks Orka to "some awesome undersea fortress". He sneaks his way in and comes across Orka again but this time is better prepared for him.


Orka is sent flying during the battle and when Namor chases after him, he comes upon another old foe.


Nooo! Come on, man! How often am I going to stumble into this loser??

Dorcas, in an attempt to avoid a severe beating, shows Namor that there are several Atlanteans trapped in a bubble outside and surrounded by hunger-crazed sharks.

Dorcas
, of course, has the ways and means to dissolve said bubble if Namor doesn't cool his gills. And also of course, there is one prisoner in the bubble that is of particular interest to the prince.


Again, Dorma is in the shit. At some point Namor has to ask himself if she's worth the trouble, honestly.

Orka's cobwebs are starting to clear and he prepares to start round three with the sub-mariner but he is stopped in his tracks by the real boss.


Sure, since we're all here.


It's origin time! Krang was exiled but Orka, while a simpleton, was a one of his most loyal subjects. As he sought to generate wealth to plan to retake Atlantis, Krang stumbled into Dorcas' underwater lab. There, he and Dorcas subjected Orka to an experiment similar to what Tiger Shark went through and voila! Instant whale dude!


He's far less intimidating in his underwear though.

When Namor tires of the stories and makes a move towards Krang, Orka has his excuse to drop the gloves again.

This time, he's boosted though. Dorcas designed the belt around Orka's waist so that it saps the strength of the whales nearby and directs it to increase Orka's. So Namor is at a distinct disadvantage.


The prisoners manage to escape, dumbass Dorma included, but Namor is captured and shackled as the book ends.

Orka is established as a credible threat immediately in this one, on par with Tiger Shark, Attuma and the like. I'm only disappointed that his origin so closely resembles that of Tiger Shark but I look forward to witnessing his other throw downs with Namor soon.

Tuesday, September 24, 2019

The Defenders (2012) #1: "Breaker of Worlds Part 1: I Hate Myself And I Want To Die"

My last post involved the Invaders and Avengers so let's go to the third team for which Namor has been prominent member (and no, I don't count the X-Men, at least not yet).


Much of this book, as is often the case with teams coming together or reuniting, involves the recruiting process. Interestingly, Hulk is doing the recruiting. He first contacts Doctor Strange then directs his attention to "the water man".


Sadly, the slaughter is interrupted by Strange's summons. The non-team then seeks to collect the Silver Surfer as Hulk explains the situation to them a bit more....


...But when the Surfer asks when they leave to stop/smash/kill Nul, Hulk bails on them.


Sure, you messed up now everyone can bail your green ass out, but you feel really really bad about it.

Meh, I don't really like the Hulk as a team member anyway. At least he recommends another member, and this is how we end up with Red She-Hulk on the team.

Iron Fist is recruited last because he provides...access to a plane. Great. Well, it's cool to see him anyway and this team should have a fluid roster.

They track this Nul character to Wundagore Mountain but as they near their destination, their plane is shot down. Making things worse for Iron Fist is that he's shot through the chest upon reaching solid ground.



This book reminds me a little too much of the 2005 Defenders book that I loathe.

To illustrate, consider that the first few pages of the book told of odd, mysterious occurrences around the planet and later The Hulk revealed a threat that even *he* was afraid of. Yet when the team's plane gets shot down, Iron Fist expresses concern about its cost. When She-Hulk is asked to join the group, her first question is whether she can bring her "big ass sword".

They don't take the threat particularly seriously, so neither do I, but at least the final page (the two images above) reestablishes a sense of danger for the team. It has a better balance so while I probably won't be in any hurry to move further along in the series, I didn't detest it like the 2005 book.

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Avengers/Invaders (2008) #2: "Battlefield Brooklyn"

Today, we're moving ahead in the Avengers/Invaders mini series from 2008 in large part because I can hardly wait to get into issue three which features a Namor (1940s) vs. Namor (present-day) cover battle. Damn! But to get to that issue, we need to tackle #2 so let's get at it.


This bodes ill.

The Invaders time-jumped to 2008 from the 40s in the previous issue. After a battle against the Thunderbolts they, uhm, bolted. Now the Avengers want to find them. It's the whole "If he dies in the present" thing.

Here's Iron Man barking out orders to a rather lame Avengers line-up.


Ares, Sentry...Not exactly your classic team, though not lacking in power, either.

The Avengers have no difficulty tracking down the Invaders, being that the latter team is really making no effort to hide. The Invaders, coming from a time of war, assume that the Avengers are Nazis and so when Earth's Mightiest Heroes arrive, the gloves get dropped almost immediately.


Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Check out Namor cracking Sentry across the head. He even draws blood! That's awesome. Well worth my $1 right there.

In a bit of fighting that flows very poorly, Sentry gets a shot in in return, in mid-air, and in the very next panel, Namor is facing Ares on the ground.


Imperius Rex, bitch!

Namor's teammates do fall, however, so he is left solo against a full Avengers team. There ain't no quit in that pointy-eared boy but that's still a tough ask so when Ares tries to cheap-shot him with his ax, Namor turns the weapon to his advantage.


The man has a plan. And he knows how to make his point. After leaving this impression (left-handed, it should be noted)...


Namor flies off and no one does a thing to stop him.

The other Invaders are captured and much of the rest of the issue involves their attempts to escape. We don't see Namor the rest of the way but it appears we have plenty to look forward to in the next issue.

Monday, August 26, 2019

The New Warriors (1990) #14, "The breeze of an Underwater Wind"

Namorita's appearance in an issue of the 1990s Namor series that I reviewed earlier this month reminded me that I'd squirreled away an appearance by the Avenging Son in a New Warriors book from around the same time. Namorita was a regular on the New Warriors and arguably one of its most popular characters.

There is very little substance to Namor's inclusion though, unfortunately.


The shirt and tie on Namor should have tipped me off as to the nature of his contribution to this story.

Namorita and Speedball *groan* come upon a bunch of guys emptying a ship of its cargo at an unusual time of night. The natural response is to assume the worst and begin beating on them. They do just that and in doing so, discover that they were hauling Atlantean artifacts. They also meet another crap character from that era.


"Call me your worst nightmare! Call me Darkhawk!"

Dear lord...That dialogue is my worst nightmare.

Namorita is appropriately unimpressed so the two do what heroes do when they first meet. Fight!

Speedball is the voice of reason (yeah, okay...) and breaks it up but the scrap enabled the smugglers to get away. Good job, Warriors.

Namorita goes after them, being the only one with the ability to do so, and encounters our villain-du-jour.


Perhaps as an act of overcompensation, Urchin beats the hell out of Namorita and "scalps" her. In this book, that just means he cut off her ponytail.

This is where Namor comes in, finally. When Namorita's body is found floating in the drink, she is brought to her cousin's place. She explains what happened and Namor just kind of...shrugs.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow! The guy nearly beats your cousin to death and this is your reaction?

Namorita quite understandably storms out in anger and when Namor tracks her down again...


The custom behind the armour basically abbreviates to "kill or be killed". Namor attempts to prevent Namorita from laying a pounding on Sea Urchin but she tells him off and splits.

The saving grace to Namor's lame behaviour is provided during this segment. Namorita suggests that the treatments begun in the early issues of Namor's own series, which are intended to calm his rash nature, may have taken things too far the other way so now he's a milksop. That's good continuity and explanation, so we'll accept that.

Anyway, Namorita finds and fights Sea Urchin and defeats him but overcomes the urge to kill him, making herself unworthy of the armour.

That's about it. The issue had a transitional feel to it, the kind that is published between two major events.

And while Namor's contribution may have been on the weak side, at least it was better than Darkhawk's. All that poser did was enable criminals to escape.

Saturday, August 17, 2019

Fantastic Four: The End (2006) #2

Well this should be fairly quick.

When you find out that Namor appears in an issue of a certain book, it can be difficult to guess how significant his contribution is. This book's selection is a swing and a miss but it sets us up nicely for when we purchase the next issue.


The problem from the perspective of a Sub-Mariner fan is that the team is split up at this point and their stories are told individually. It just so happens that Sue Richards' tale is not a major focus of this particular issue.

When we do meet up with her and Namor, they are swimming about a demolished temple. Richards is contemplating what causes Utopian societies to fall and Namor couldn't care any less.

When he kicks at some debris in disdain, he inadvertently reveals a secret. The Kree alien race has been here. Susan wants to study this further.


I didn't know about the death of her children but no doubt that's been reversed by now.

Whatever the case, their exploration is interrupted by an old foe.


Yay! Attuma!

Sue's portion of the story is about all of three or four pages and ends on the cliffhanger above so that's it for the moment. If the solicitation text is a reliable guide, we should see get far more of this non-couple in the following issue.
As Johnny Storm and Ben Grimm meet on Mars to compare notes, in the deepest portions of the ocean's depths Sue Richards makes a discovery that could change the future of their fractured family.
I'm still glad I got this book because starting to read right into the battle would have felt like I was missing something. As it is, this creates a little eagerness to get at #3 ASAP.