Sunday, February 17, 2019

Namor The Sub-Mariner (1990) #3, "Meeting Of The Board"

Today, we're going to move forward in Namor's 1990s series begun by John Byrne. The first two issues were reviewed earlier, just seek the label at right under title's name to check out those entries, if you're so inclined.


Issue #2 ended on a pretty sharp cliffhanger as Namor fought the Griffin in the waters outside the statue of liberty. Its final panel was of the Griffin emerging from the water, prepared to maul Namor's current budding love interest, Carrie...something.

Issue gives us resolution.


Boo! Hiss! Bullshit!

The Griffin was unconscious and thrown out of the water so he was never a threat to Carrie Whatever. What a friggin' letdown.

Namor then flies this Carrie to visit her dad in the hospital since pops had a heart attack in the previous issue. Little does he know he is being watched.


Nobody dies forever. This "Headhunter" has been reading comics for a while then!

Namor uses his access to the Avengers files to track the Griffin back to Roxxon oil. He believes that his foray into the business world has drawn the wrong kind of attention so he's off to make a point.

He starts by taking the Griffin, whom he'd caged nearby, and uses the beast as a sort of wilder Pegasus.


Worthy steed indeed! I would have kept that going for a while!

He crashes into a Roxxon board meeting and questions one of the fat cats there but gets no answers. He shrugs off the failure to gather information but leaves them to deal with Griffin as a "reward". We also find out that the creepy Marss twins are still keeping tabs on him.

Aside from the dud resolution to issue two's cliffhanger, this moved moved things along nicely and began to build interest in another character in this Headhunter chick. Not a bad read on a Sunday afternoon.

Saturday, February 9, 2019

Fantastic Four (1961) #103, "At War With Atlantis!"

It struck me a few days ago that I overlooked a first anniversary with this silly little blog late last month. The first post, reviewing Fantastic Four #102, went up on January 24th last year.

It seems to make sense to review #103 today then.


In 102, Namor had found an unconscious Magneto and brought him back to good health. Magneto wasted no time showing his prick ways in response; he began to manipulate events in order to trigger a war between Atlantis and the surface world. Some gratitude!

The first few pages of this issue revolve around the Fantastic Four trying to cool down the U.S. military. They want some time to try to prevent the battle from taking place at all.

Well, most of them do. Reed "Mr. Fantastic" Richards sends his wife "Invisible Woman" Susan off to take Franklin to be babysat. If there's one member of the superhero community that Namor might actually listen to, it's her, yet Richards dispatches her to do mom stuff. Good plan.

As they reach the main Atlantean ship, Magneto plays his next card.


What he does is launch a missile at the Fantasticar. Namor, being opposed to that course of action, chases after the rocket. The FF blow the missile out of the sky from a safe distance but the Sub-Mariner is caught in the blast and falls into the ocean.

This gives Magneto the window he was waiting for.


His plan is inadvertently assisted by the Invisible Woman's appearance. Evidently she made good time. Thinking that she would also make a great hostage, Magneto hauls her in.


And where are the remaining Four at this point? Well, making the same mistake everyone seems to make when facing off against the Sub-Mariner, and ignoring advice to the contrary, The Thing jumped into the ocean after him.

Results were predictable.


As he resurfaces, Namor sees that the Atlantean flagship is not where it is supposed to be. Sensing something is amiss, he seeks it out.

The FF interfere, of course, having so sense of what Namor is up to. Once they do manage to restrain him, he spills.


Germany, I believe.

But that's not important right now. Coming to the realization that they've all been had, the FF and Namor enter the ship only to be greeted by the master of magnetism and his prisoners.


Hey, it's Dorma! I don't recall her involvement in the earlier issue. Regardless, there she is, captive, as usual.

And so we reach the conclusion of this chapter. What will Richards and Namor do??  Maybe we'll find out a year from now. ;-)

Monday, February 4, 2019

Iron Man (1968) Annual #10, "Two If By Sea"

I'm full of shit. I've been saying for a while that the annuals the year of the Atlantis Rising were tied-in to that story but that's not true at all. They are years apart, in fact. The 1989 annuals, rather, told the story called Atlantis Attacks. I was confusing the two events.

That means I get to read this book after sitting on it for so long. I had been avoiding it to avoid Atlantis Rising spoilers but it has nothing to do with that story so let's finally have at 'er..


This is part two of Atlantis Attacks. Part one was, unexpectedly, in the Silver Surfer annual that year.

We open with a dude named Ghaur making a pitch to a who's who of Namor enemies. In particular, we have Llyra, Krang and it seems that Attuma sits on the Atlantean throne as this point. Crickey!


Meanwhile, Iron Man is tracking a criminal organization called the Maggia as they, in turn, are tracking a ship. And wouldn't you know it, Namor just happens to fly by as he searches for spawns of his late wife, Marrina.

I...didn't know that was a hobby of his. I am learning a lot from this book so far.

Namor spots the ship that the Maggia is eyeing while Iron Man is eyeing them. As Namor approaches said ship, they open fire on him.

But why?? Because the ship is full of Hydra agents, that's why, which Iron Man spots with his spy-cam.


Hydra doesn't want some hero type hanging around so they figured they'd just waste Namor but with Iron Man arriving as well, and now facing sure defeat, the terrorists blow up their own ship in a mass suicide.

The heroes head to Stark's office where they track the ship using its serial number. At this point, I'm asking myself why Namor would give a crap about any of this but the writer's got that covered.


Fair enough!

As they head towards the business to which the ship is registered to investigate the Maggia/Hydra connection, Namor feels the need for a rejuvenating dip in the ocean and in yet another incredible coincidence...


They sure could! So the boys split up.

Iron Man visits the visits the business and finds it crawling with Hydra agents preparing to delivering a highly addictive drug to the States. He trashes the place, murders their leader (there's no other word for it) and heads off to rejoin Namor.

Upon their reunion, Namor reveals his own findings to his bullet-headed friend. There are Atlantean (they may be technically Lemurians, I have yet to make a clear distinction) soldiers hiding under ships at nearby locks.


They'd planned to use the ships to provide cover for an invasion of their own, I guess.

Iron Man decides that he'll take on the soldiers while Namor prevents the Hydra ship from getting away, which he does to great effect.


But much like they did with their first ship, Hydra has the vessel ready to explode should they be met with defeat, and so...


Iron Man is therefore convinced that Namor has died at this point. That may explain why Namor doesn't seem to appear much in any of the other 1989 annuals despite the Atlantis-based theme.

That story had enough Namor content to make it worthwhile but this book is 64 pages long and the "main event" only accounted for about half of that. Some of the remaining material is little more than filler but there was another story which had my attention.

Andromeda gets what I believe to be rare spotlight material as she stars in her own story. She heads to Atlantis to confront Attuma about his invasion of the surface world and in doing so reveals a connection between the two of which I was not aware.


Wow, no kidding? I only knew of Andromeda as some Atlantean warrior but saw little reason for her to stand out. That she is the daughter of one of Namor's classic villains was cool to find out and I kind of want to read more about her now.

Friday, February 1, 2019

Namor The First Mutant (2010) #1, "Royal Blood, Part One"

I approach this book with some trepidation. Just about everything I've read involving Namor that was written in this century so far as been complete ass. This series was rather short-lived so I'm a little suspicious. Nonetheless, we dive in.


Even though this is the first issue, apparently we need an explanation as to what has happened in other books prior to this. Let's see...


Dracu...what?

Dubious premise but let's roll with it.

All right, so Namor seeks out this old one-eyed crone to obtain the location of the...*checks notes*...Aqueos, which I guess is what we call underwater vampires.


Namor orders her to get to the damn point then, with location in hand, seeks backup. He heads to Atlantis, currently a dead city (again??), to command the help of one General Kadar but finds the military man to be mortally wounded and many of his soldiers slain.


The Vault Of Law. That's what he's about to say. And he confirms that the damage was done by these Aqueos creatures.

Namor recruits the buff dude holding Kadar, named Husam, and his little brother Husni. The brothers and the hot redhead we later find out is called Abira are collectively known as the Tridents and while Namor makes it clear that he is settling for them and they are clear that they are cooperating out of family obligation rather than respect for Namor, an uneasy alliance is forged nonetheless.

Off they go.

If you feel that Husni sounds something like a Star Trek red shirt, I compliment your sound instincts.

On the way, Namor explains that the Vault to which Kadar referred is a chest that only an Atlantean king can open. The reluctant team finds a cave so deep and dark that they struggle to see their way inside despite their superior Atlantean eyesight.

Husni, in a very well executed moment of tension, zigs when he should zag and takes a different path than the rest of the group. They can hear him but not see him. They eventually track him down but not before he meets an apparently grisly demise. He does, however inadvertently, lead them to the prize.


I'm not sure I understand how the head was put in the Vault in the first place. Perhaps that was explained in an earlier X-Men issue.

The Namor-led Tridents are now surrounded by underwater vampiric assholes though. Namor scraps with their leader and for a moment feels like he might recognize him. That's got me a curious.

Husam, noble warrior that he is, provides Namor with the weapon the Avenging Son needs to dispatch his enemy and get away so, well, they do.

The vampire leader is not going to take this lying down, however.



Well goddamn. I doubt there are many books out there featuring Namor that would fit in the horror category but this one firmly does, in my opinion.

A lot happened in this book, which is a nice change from some of the stories from around the same time which are little more than people staring at one another from across a table.

I quite enjoyed Husam as a reluctant ally though I can't help but feel I shouldn't get too attached to him either. He'd make a good sidekick of sorts though, assuming he makes it through this series.

A mystery around the identity of the Aqueos leader was set and we end on a cliffhanger. There was a lot to like here.

Sunday, January 27, 2019

Fantastic Four: Atlantis Rising #1

Many, if not all, of Marvel's 1995 annuals were tied into the Atlantis Rising story. I own a few and I would really like to get into them soon so I'm going to have a look at the true starting point of Atlantis rising then "fast forward" through a couple of the issues in which Namor is barely, or not at all, involved.

Namor the Sub-Mariner issues 60-62 was all set up to the Fantastic Four Atlantis Rising one-shot. Those were reviewed earlier. You can check that out by clicking the link under the "Story Arcs" heading at right.


The cover above is the one displayed on Comixology these days. I have seen reference to a wraparound cover but I'm not certain if it was a variant, a gimmick, a future edition or what.

I'm also not too interested in finding out, frankly. My guess and vague recollection is that it was an acetate cover. Whatever the deal, here is a look at it in all its 90s garishness.


Back cover treatment only for our guy. That's actually appropriate because he has relatively little involvement in this book. His role begins with taking the Inhuman Triton to the hospital due to a nasty wound suffered at the end of Namor the Sub-Mariner #62. Sean Dolan, carrier of the Ebony Blade (tm) comes along for the ride.

As they deliver Triton, United Nations police attempt to apprehend Namor but the avenging son will have none of that.


He takes Dolan's Ebony Blade in order to prevent the young man from unleashing its curse again and takes off with it.

As Namor returns to the newly-risen Atlantis, he is knocked out of the sky (causing him to drop the sword in the ocean) by...Mjolnir. Morgan Le Fey, responsible for Rising Atlantis in the first place, has taken control of Thor as well and he is now protecting her new 'hood for her. But Namor is done dicking around.


Thor gets his licks in but then makes the mistake that just about everyone seems to make; he takes the battle underwater. Why, why, why?!!

Naturally, Namor takes advantage.


Thor gets his head out of his ass and takes the battle back to the sky. As the two continue their scrap, a ship of Inhumans flies by. They have left their residence on the moon to investigate Atlantis as they feel they can lay claim to its "ownership" as well. Unsure as to Namor's motivations now that the prince has seen his city brought to the surface, they shoot him out of the sky.

That's the last we see of Namor in this issue. Being that he fights the Norse God of Thunder, it may appear that he has a large role but that is not the case. Out of 44 pages or so, Namor only appears in about a quarter of the book.

The story continues in Fantastic Force #8. Thankfully, Namor does not appear in it at all. It is followed by Fantastic Four #401 and it is in this book that we find out what happened to him after his plunge.


He is found by a handful of Atlantean soldiers looking for survivors. They consider killing him since this is one of those many times when he's been exiled from Atlantis but they consider this behaviour to be dishonorable (go figure) and instead hatch a different as-yet-unstated plan.

Once again the story shift to the Fantastic Force book but Namor is nowhere to be found. He will be a larger part of Fantastic Four #402 and we'll check that one out at some point down the road.

Saturday, January 26, 2019

The New Mutants (1983) #76, "Splash!"

I bought the first few issues of this series as they came out, when I was a kid. I didn't pursue it for very long and now, 35 years later or so, I remember why.


We hop into the story as the New Mutants as they fly towards a town. It is explained to new readers that the school for mutants has been blown to bits and the youngsters have nowhere to go, yet they seem to be in good spirits for all that. They try to phone their parents from a pay phone at a mall but are once again the victims of discrimination, fear and loathing and have to get the hell out of there.

The group instead chooses to head towards the HQ spaceship (or something) apparently owned by X-Factor but currently only populated by a team called the X-Terminators. Sounds like it would be your go-to destination if you're a mutant whose own residence has been obliterated but it didn't occur to these guys right away. Maybe the ship doesn't have a pay phone?

As this momentous decision is made, we transition over to said X-Terminators team mid-dive.


The ship made them diving suits and everything.

Naturally, they come across squid and sharks and what-not, which is pretty much exactly what you would expect to happen, but there is one interesting aspect to this book.


Damn right it isn't. Read the classics, kid!

That is the Horn of Proteus (or Proteus Horn), the very same one used to call upon Giganto in Fantastic Four #4, as seen below.


The kids screw around with it and eventually manage to blow it. This act, of course, calls on some giant octopus to stir itself awake now that Giganto is no longer. Evidently, these monsters knew to take turns.

This one attacks the closest thing it can wrap tentacles around and that happens to be the ship these kids are on. The New Mutants arrive as this happens, but even the combined "power" of these two scrub teams full of characters with shitty names like Wolfsbane, Rusty, Rictus and Boom-Boom can do little against the beast.

And then, our guest-star arrives, at last.


Oddly enough, Namor doesn't do all that much from here on in. He throws a few punches at the octopus but when the kids plan to place dynamite in its mouth (similarly to how Giganto was defeated) he just hangs back and lets three of them take on that task.

The plan does work, however, so the creature is beaten just as X-Factor (at that time, the team of the five original X-Men) arrives. Namor puts in a good word for the kids and takes off with the horn.

All told, this is by and large a throwaway story bordering on filler, but credit writer Louise Simonson for working in a slice of 60s history.

Monday, January 21, 2019

Marvel Knights Fantastic Four 1 2 3 4 #3 (2001): "Darkness And The Mole Man"

Jesus, could that title be any more awkward?


So Jae Lee and Grant Morrison. I am not as enamored with either one as many fans are but seeing one or both of those names on a book is always intriguing. Let's see what they had in store for our favourite Atlantean.

Namor's appearance actually began in the previous issue. Susan Storm (the Invisible Woman) and Alicia Masters are chatting about how (stop me if you've heard this one before) Mr. Fantastic, Reed Richards, constantly ignores Sue for one of his fancy Lego sets. Since he always seems to know when Sue is having this conversation, Namor showed up.

The Human Torch, meanwhile, witnessed a giant-ass creature rise out of the ground. He heads to the Baxter Building for reinforcements. Namor, upon seeing his old frenemy, throws the first punch.


Namor increases the intensity of the downpour to the extent that Johnny Storm can't stay lit and falls from the sky. The art is quite pretty here, so much so that it actually escapes my notice that...Namor doesn't normally possess that ability. At least, I have yet to come across it or have no memory of doing so.

Perhaps Morrison dug up something kind of obscure there. Or he pulled it out of his ass altogether. Both options are quite plausible.

Regardless, we then have this exchange:



Just a friendly reminder to Susan Richards that your brother appears to have just plunged to his death as a result of the actions of the man you're chatting with. You've already had this conversation 100 times, maybe you could table it until after you look after Johnny? And to Namor that anticipating a woman's husband's death may not be the easiest path to her heart.

Inexplicably, Johnny Storm did not die. He never even hit the ground. He went down a crevice or something and landed in a puddle which broke his fall of several hundred feet. He ended up in the Mole Man's lair where the Mole Man plans to make Alicia Masters his queen and Johnny his bitch.

But Namor and Sue are done their romancing so they finally show up and Mole Man elaborates on what Doctor Doom's plan actually is.


Now understanding that he is expected to be an equal to a toad like the Mole Man, Namor rejects the offer. He pounds a hole into the ground which causes a tremendous amount of water to enter the cave and drown a load of Mole Man's minions and perhaps the subterranean king himself.

But, romantic that he is, amidst the genocide and destruction that he caused, Namor makes sure to maximize the value of the situation.


"For you, I've changed my mind about participating in a plan which saw your husband murdered, your brother mutilated and one of your closest friends enslaved." Ah, Namor, at the end of day, you always end up doing the right thing!

Ah, but there is a matter of a giant robot that Namor's people delivered on behalf of their prince as part of the deal to land Susan Richards. Its intent is to demolish New York, of course. That's revealed earlier in the book.

I suppose Namor will help the FF deal with that thing next issue (the concluding one) before it demolishes New York city and kills millions of people. All out of love for Sue, of course.

Thursday, January 17, 2019

The Invaders (1975) #11 - "Night Of The Blue Bullet"

As stated in the previous post about the 1993 Invaders mini-series, today we're going to look at issue #11 from the original Invaders book from 1975.

Lord James Falsworth (the first Union Jack) and his daughter Jacqueline were recently injured in a battle against Baron Blood. The Invaders rush them to a hospital for treatment as this issue begins.

While Jim Hammond, the original Human Torch, is giving a Jacqueline a blood transfusion, the lights in the hospital suddenly go out. The Invaders aren't just good at punching Nazis upside the head, they are also awesome at generator repair, so off they go!



The transfusion goes off without any additional issues but the doctor is all kinds of pissed and storms off to find the person who caused the generator to break down.


Gold is the that was referred to 18 years later in Invaders #2.


Captain America and Bucky depart after a quick confrontation with Gold's assistant but shortly thereafter a voice at the other end of a mysterious phone call gives orders to the effect that the heroes be destroyed. And so the Blue Bullet lives!

This is where Namor finally shines...eventually. His first attempt at stopping the rampaging mechanical terror is rather unsuccessful.


Captain America and Bucky also fail to stop the Blue Bullet but when it threatens to kill the helpless Jim Hammond and Jacqueline Falsworth, Namor steps up again.


And that is it for the Blue Bullet so good display of power by Namor there. BB is revealed to be Doctor Gold and not his asshole assistant. I suppose the confrontation from earlier was supposed to suggest that the assistant was some evil prick.

This book is also notable for Jacqueline Falsworth gaining superpowers as a result of having received both vampire blood from Baron Blood and that of an android in Jim "Human Torch" Hammond. The latter left the team at the end of this issue but young lady Falsworth joined up as the sassy Spitfire. Comic book science rocks!